HELLO, ANY ONE THERE?

IT'S BEEN ALMOST A MONTH SINCE I HAVE FACED THE SCREEN OF MY COMPUTER. I HAVE TOTALLY BEEN CUT OFF FROM ILAND AND IT'S BLOGS.THE RESON BEING THAT I HAD TO GO WRITE EXAMS FOR MY MEDICAL CAREER ALL THROUGHOUT INDIA.FOR THE PAST 1 MONTH I HAVE HAD TO GO TO SCHOOLS WHOSE NAMES EVEN THOSE LIVING BESIDE THEM DON'T REMEMBER.AND TO TOP IT OFF, THE BLOG THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO INFORM THE ILANDERS ABOUT MY IMPENDING ABSENCE MYSTERIOUSLY VANISHED AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE WHERE ALL THE CONTENTS WENT.WELL,I AM BACK THOUGH TIRED AND PRETTY HOMESICK AND A TAF IRRITATED CAUSE ALL THESE EXAMS (AFMC,MANIPAL,CPMT) ARE GIVING ME A HEADACHE.AND WHAT'S MORE MY ORDEAL'S NOT OVER YET.I STILL HAVE TO GIVE THE BIGGEST OF 'EM ALL :AIIMS.I HAVE LEFT ALL ON GOD'S SHOULDERS,APPARENTLY HE AND THE RAILWAYS ARE THE ONES WHO'LL PULL ME THROUGH SO IF ANYONE WAS WONDERING WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME AND YOUR'S TRULY'S BLOG JUST REMEMBER THAT I HAD NO BRAIN LEFT FOR WRITING ALL THESE BLOGS(THE EXAMS ,BLAME IT ON THEM. WHAT'S MORE MY MESSAGE LIST IHAS ALMOST 206 INVITES(I'LL GROW OLD BY THE TIME I GO THROUGH IT ALL!).ANY WAY ADIOS I'LL TRY TO FIX MY EARLIER BLOG AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

AND OH PRAY FOR ME AND THE RAILWAYS(SO THAT I REACH ON TIME)

FUN Alright, now that i have started my blog i think i shouldn't waste any more time and get down to some serious "FUN". So here are some articles from my school's magazine which I came across while rummaging in my room.Brought back a lot of fond memories hope u enjoy. CHINESE WHISPERS:(contributed by some of my very proficient & learned classmates : ) 1.You are whole mad. 2.Water is not opening. 3.A liar is someone who translates truth. 4.God please craze me. 5.Is you mad? 6.A wardrobe of wolves. 7.I want to meet Mrs. her. 8.The sun comes to my house everyday. 9.Ma'm please drink bottle. TONGUE TWISTERS (STATUTORY WARNING: writer's not responsiple for any tongue/mouth related injuries ; ) 1. The tooter who tooted the flute,tried to tutor two tooters to toot.Said the two to the tooter,"Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot". 2.Blue blood,bad blood.(sounds easy? try saying it fast 5 times together) 3.The woodchuck chucked a chunk of chum at the chuckler. HOW TO SAY HELLO IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES: BRAZIL-aloti POLAND-jandotay ITALY-chow HOLLAND-hallo TEENAGE Teenage is the age of those years which are passed in tears anxious to know things new which are never expected to be due, curious to struggle snuggle into trouble, like to be alone. blaming everyone for things inconsequential but teenage is fun these days are meant to be remembered.

SOME MORE FUNNY INSTANCES (not from the magazines)

In Bucharest: 'The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.'


In a Japanese hotel: 'You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.'


A Hong Kong tailor shop: 'Ladies may have a fit upstairs.'


A Norwegian lounge: 'Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.'

AND ENDING WITH A FEW WISE WORDS(after all every teen thinks they alone are fit to utter them

SEVEN GIFTS TO GIVE

MY ADAPTATION

1.TO ENEMY-FORGIVENESS YA! IF IT STINGS HARD .

2.AN OPPONENT-TOLERANCE TOUGH COMPETITION

3.A FRIEND- A PATIENT EAR MAKE SURE THE EAR COMES BACK 2 U

4.YOUR MOTHER-GOOD CONDUCT SWEET HUGS

5.ALL MEN- GOOD WILL A DAY AS A

WOMAN

MY VERY FIRST BLOG OK ! i have to admit i was a little jealous of all u peopl out there blogging,sharing ideas & making friends. So i had 2 options: 1.to remain uninitiated & confine myself to downloading all the great stuff being written out there.(and believe me some of the stuff is truly great). oh! and the second option, of course writing my own blog & letting the creativity flow. So here i am, a bit wary cause i have had to hearlong discourses on the menance the net can be(courtesy my parents who incidentally r 2 protective of me).Anyway i decided to take the leap(GOD HELP ME) today on the day my boards are truly behind me.And about my board exams,well to say the least they went better than the gut wrenching,sleep depriving "pre-boards & tests".Am keeping my fingers crossed. that's enough i've decided not to think about you know what till the dreaded day(RESULTS).though i would like to know about the views of those who are reading this on the rsing incidence of suicides among those suffering from exam fever.Though god knows why i didn't suffer from it(maybe it's some genetic defect!).It's saddening as well as a little perplexing weren't their parentsawareof the mental states of these children? How could they thinkthat their lives worth ending for a couple of marks.Hmm.. weird that a few moments back i was worried whether i would appear like a blithering idiot to the readers and won't know what to write. Cause as you can see i started fromone topic and went off in a totally different direction. Maybe the old adage works for blogging too:practice and thou shalt be perfect. Anyway now i really need to catch up on agreat amount of lost sleep and hope this blog was ok for an amateur like me.ADIOS AMIGOS (P.S.-a really nice,cool wind is blowing near my balcony whichreminds meof a poem i wrote long back but i'll have to unearth it fromthe nethers of my room!)