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Tuesday 9 September, 2008
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Alright, now that i have started my blog i think i shouldn't waste any more time and get down to some serious "FUN".


So here are some articles from my school's magazine which I came across while rummaging in my room.Brought back a lot of fond memories hope u enjoy.


CHINESE WHISPERS:(contributed by some of my very proficient & learned classmates : )


1.You are whole mad.


2.Water is not opening.


3.A liar is someone who translates truth.  


4.God please craze me.


5.Is you mad?


6.A wardrobe of wolves.


7.I want to meet Mrs. her.


8.The sun comes to my house everyday.


9.Ma'm please drink bottle.


                                             TONGUE TWISTERS


(STATUTORY WARNING: writer's not responsiple for any tongue/mouth related injuries ; )


1. The tooter who tooted the flute,tried to tutor two tooters to toot.Said the two to the tooter,"Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot".


2.Blue blood,bad blood.(sounds easy? try saying it fast 5 times together)


3.The woodchuck chucked a chunk of chum at the chuckler.


HOW TO SAY HELLO IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES:


BRAZIL-aloti


POLAND-jandotay


ITALY-chow


HOLLAND-hallo


TEENAGE


Teenage is the age of those years


which are passed in tears


anxious to know things new


which are never expected to be due,


 


curious to struggle


snuggle into trouble,


like to be alone.


 


blaming everyone


for things inconsequential


but teenage is fun


these days are meant to be remembered.



SOME MORE FUNNY INSTANCES (not from the magazines)


In Bucharest: 'The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.'


In a Japanese hotel: 'You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.'


A Hong Kong tailor shop: 'Ladies may have a fit upstairs.'



A Norwegian lounge: 'Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.'


AND ENDING WITH A FEW WISE WORDS(after all every teen thinks they alone are fit to utter them


                                      SEVEN GIFTS TO GIVE


                                                                  MY ADAPTATION


1.TO ENEMY-FORGIVENESS           YA! IF IT STINGS  HARD .


2.AN OPPONENT-TOLERANCE        TOUGH COMPETITION


3.A FRIEND- A PATIENT EAR              MAKE SURE THE EAR COMES BACK 2 U


4.YOUR MOTHER-GOOD CONDUCT          SWEET HUGS


5.ALL MEN- GOOD WILL                         A  DAY AS A


                                                                          WOMAN



 

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